What the deuce does one say when discussing their most adored- and most hated- subject? The matter of the self is a sensitive topic. For example, it's okay for ME to call myself a bitch. If someone else ever did, it would deeply offend me and hurt my feelings.
However, I will try.
I am: -an intellectual -neurotic -insane -in love with cute things -fighting depression -obsessed with WoW -bisexual -submissive -a decent writer -easily distracted -getting bored by writing this -kind of horny, too -unsure of what else to say